A random collection of things I've learned over time.
#22: Not brushing your hair leads to tears.
#104: I don't have any blood.
#105: An insignificant shaving cut turns the bathroom into a scene from Saw IV.
#87: The bed doesn't make itself. Ever.
#31: Do not watch comedy shows in the library during exam time.
#182: Gingers run in packs.
#731: The battery never dies unless you're expecting a call.
#25: They can't read your mind. (Really.)
#19: The money you make yourself is harder to spend.
#1: This was a good one, but I forgot it while watching TV.
WG
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